5 posts from May 2008

My birthday was last week (YAY!) and due to the rocking awesomeness of my life, I wound up having dinner and fun on the night before my actual birthday. This is because I have class till 2030 on Wednesday, which is just when my real day of birth is. Anyways, we went to Tsunami in Sugarhouse. Mmm mm tasty! Here I had my first pleasant experience with Sake, which I announced to everyone. For some reason everyone took this as a signal to buy me more sake, so I had quite the time with it.
I posted all my pictures in a set on Flickr, but here are some choice ones:

Domo and I

Lawn Gnome

The Lawn Gnome from Mom

Gutterball

What happens when I get a gutterball

Riding the Ball Return

Anam, doing something obscene.

Watermelon Ball

Anam striking a pose with his watermelon ball.

Some dramatic bowling shots

Anam/Bowling Ball

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PRESENTS!!

All in all it was a perfect birthday!

Stewie on Family Guy fills my life with joy...

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.

In honor of the Instant Rimshot, I bring you bad jokes of the day.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your swimming pool? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a leaf pile? Russell.
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the bottom of a hole? Doug.
What do you call the guy on top of Doug? Phil.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays 27 different instruments? Stump, the band!
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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.
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A baby seal walks into a club. The end.
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Why did Ernest Hemingway cross the road?
To die. Alone. In the rain.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure!
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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says: "make me one with everything".
When he asked for his change, the hot dog guy said, "Change comes from within."
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